USM!!

[Dogsrock!!]

This story is about the USM...............................THE UNITED STATES OF MAVERICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! Our SS teacher put us in groups and told us to make our own countries, so this is what Christian and I made! I just thought it was funny, so I'm putting it on here! Though he did say some stuff in our presentation that we didn't discuss........ like blondes are the only ones with high education and that girls couldn't vote. But I told my teacher he could visit once I overthrew Christian!! But for reasons I dont have to explain, I'm not using last names. And here it is!

Political Status

Dictator: Christian
Vice Dictator:(me!) Veronica
President: Frank N. Stein
VP:was McCain, now Obama........................lets just say Obama
Head of Press: Darth Vader
Military General: Wild E. Coyote! ( )
Army sponser: Sherdians (ice cream)
Navy sponser: A&W (root beer floats)
Marines/Coast Guard sponser: Chips Ahoy (cookies)
National Guard sponser: NASA (rockets)
Air Force sponser: Paper Shop (papaer airplanes)
Current Enemies:

*Road Runner(what did you expect?)
*East China
*Michael Jackson(dont ask me why...)
*LA teacher(not mean anymore)(least not so much)
*new! Geoniblastia(furry creatures, no other substantial information)
finish later