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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 10, 2008 22:31:23 GMT -5
Riddle me this.
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
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Post by Mike on Dec 11, 2008 9:14:27 GMT -5
22 story Office tower windows don't slide open.
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 11, 2008 11:22:13 GMT -5
Now they do. deal. with. it.
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Post by Mike on Dec 11, 2008 15:30:21 GMT -5
no they don't. you have to break them to get them open. but if they could, I'd say he's a window washer and jumped into the building from the outside
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 12, 2008 19:02:05 GMT -5
i started off easy.
your turn.
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Aran
Cub
You're point is?
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Post by Aran on Dec 12, 2008 19:08:25 GMT -5
NO ME!
Riddle me this:
You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it?
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 12, 2008 19:10:35 GMT -5
my Homework
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Post by Mike on Dec 12, 2008 19:12:06 GMT -5
.......really easy one
twolegs sits on threelegs and eats nolegs, while fourlegs got what's left
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 12, 2008 19:15:46 GMT -5
A human. 4 crawl, 2 walk, 3 walking with cane.
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Post by Mike on Dec 12, 2008 19:18:57 GMT -5
no.
Human sits on a stool and eats a fish, a cat gets the bones
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Aran
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You're point is?
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Post by Aran on Dec 12, 2008 19:32:23 GMT -5
WHY DID YOU ANSWER MINE!?
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Post by Mike on Dec 12, 2008 19:37:04 GMT -5
It's Kip. What do you expect? I'm just laughing at the fact that he got a classic riddle from The Hobbit wrong
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Aran
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You're point is?
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Post by Aran on Dec 12, 2008 19:40:18 GMT -5
Shut up and answer mine.
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Post by Mike on Dec 12, 2008 19:52:34 GMT -5
Well...Homework is the first thing that comes to mind...
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 13, 2008 1:24:04 GMT -5
1, ive never read the Hobbit.
2, homework is the best answer.
3, calm down Kisa
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Post by Mike on Dec 13, 2008 8:14:32 GMT -5
And people call me uncultured...
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Post by Chuck Norris on Dec 13, 2008 19:04:24 GMT -5
Back to riddles.
God.
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Post by Dogsrock!! on Dec 21, 2008 10:50:13 GMT -5
hmm, let me try one.
rIDDLE THIS:
There are two fathers and two sons. There are three chairs. They all sit down. Each one has a chair, no one is standing up, and no one is sitting on someone else. How can this be?
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Post by Mike on Dec 22, 2008 13:55:27 GMT -5
Grandfather, Father, and SOn
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Post by Dogsrock on Dec 22, 2008 22:47:30 GMT -5
dang! your turn  |
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